| Exercise | Sets × Reps | Form notes |
|---|---|---|
| Barbell Bench Press | 4 × 6–8 | Shoulder blades pinned back, bar to mid-chest, drive through the floor. The week's main lift |
| Incline DB Press | 3 × 8–10 | DB = dumbbell. Bench at ~30°. Hits the upper chest. Control the lower, don't clank the bells |
| Standing Overhead Press (OHP) | 3 × 8–10 | OHP = overhead press. Brace the core, press bar/DBs overhead, no leaning back |
| Cable / Machine Fly | 3 × 12 | Slight elbow bend, squeeze the chest at the middle. Stretch is where the growth is |
| DB Lateral Raise | 3 × 12–15 | Lift to shoulder height, lead with the elbows, pour-the-jug at the top. Builds shoulder width |
| Dips (Swedish ladder) | 3 × AMRAP | AMRAP = as many reps as possible. Lean slightly forward for chest, upright for triceps |
| Triceps Rope Pushdown | 3 × 12–15 | Elbows glued to your sides, spread the rope at the bottom. Triceps burnout to finish |
| Warm-up before kick-off | 8–10 min | Light jog, leg swings, a few strides + changes of direction. Don't go in cold after sitting all evening |
| 5-a-side | 60 min | Your weekly conditioning + sprint work in disguise. ~600–700 kcal. Hydrate at the breaks |
🥗 Monday Meals — vegan · cooking for 2 · ~2,810 kcal / ~208 g protein
~07:30
Method (serves 2 · Chris ~60% / Wife ~40%)
Total ingredients: 350 g firm tofu (drained), 1 tsp turmeric, ½ tsp kala namak (black salt — gives the eggy taste), 100 g spinach, 150 g cherry tomatoes (halved), 4 slices sourdough, 1 tbsp olive oil, 2 tbsp nutritional yeast, black pepper.
- Crumble tofu into a hot oiled pan. Add turmeric, black salt, nooch + pepper. Fry 5–6 min, stirring, until golden and a little crisp at the edges.
- Throw in cherry tomatoes 2 min, then spinach to wilt 1 min.
- Toast the sourdough. Pile the scramble on top. Chris ~60% (2½ slices' worth).
Your portion macros (Chris)
~600 kcal · 44 g protein · 56 g carbs · 22 g fat
~44 g prot
~13:00
Method (serves 2 · Chris ~60% / Wife ~40%)
Total ingredients: 300 g firm tofu (pressed & cubed), 150 g frozen edamame, 150 g bulgur wheat (dry), 1 courgette, 1 red pepper, 60 g rocket, 2 tbsp olive oil, 1 tbsp soy/tamari, 1 tbsp tahini, 1 lemon, 1 tsp dried oregano, salt + pepper.
- Toss tofu in soy + oregano + 1 tbsp oil. Roast at 200°C for 25 min (or pan-fry) until crispy. Cook bulgur 10 min.
- Roast courgette + pepper chunks at 200°C for 18 min. Boil edamame 4 min.
- Dressing: tahini + lemon + remaining oil + splash water. Build bowls: bulgur, roast veg, edamame, rocket, crispy tofu on top. Chris ~60%.
Your portion macros (Chris)
~700 kcal · 50 g protein · 62 g carbs · 30 g fat
~50 g prot
~16:30 Afternoon shake: 35 g pea protein + 350 ml oat milk + 1 banana. Pre-loads protein and carbs before the double session. ~350 kcal
~35 g prot
~19:45 Quick fuel before kick-off: 2 rice cakes + 1 tbsp peanut butter + ½ banana. Fast carbs so you've got legs for the second half. ~250 kcal
~9 g prot
~22:00
post-football
Method (serves 2 · Chris ~60% / Wife ~40%)
Total ingredients: 200 g tempeh (cubed), 200 g rice noodles, 1 head broccoli (florets), 1 red pepper, 2 carrots (julienned), 2 garlic cloves, 1 thumb ginger, 3 tbsp soy/tamari, 1 tbsp sesame oil, 1 tsp maple, 1 tbsp veg oil.
- Cook noodles, drain. Fry tempeh 5 min until golden, set aside. (Prep the veg before football so it's a 10-min cook when you're back.)
- Stir-fry broccoli, pepper, carrot 4 min. Add garlic + ginger 1 min.
- Return tempeh + noodles. Sauce: soy + sesame oil + maple. Toss 2 min. Chris ~60%.
Your portion macros (Chris)
~620 kcal · 38 g protein · 70 g carbs · 20 g fat
~38 g prot
~22:45 Casein-style night cap: 30 g pea protein + 250 ml oat milk. Slow-feeds the muscle overnight after a heavy training day. ~290 kcal
~32 g prot
Day total (Chris): ~2,810 kcal · ~208 g protein — flexed up for the gym + football double