| Exercise | Sets × Reps | Form notes |
|---|---|---|
| Barbell Bench Press | 4 × 6–8 | Shoulder blades pinned back, bar to mid-chest, drive through the floor. Add 2.5 kg if last week felt easy |
| Incline DB Press | 3 × 8–10 | DB = dumbbell. Bench at ~30°. Hits the upper chest — control the bells down, don't clank |
| Standing Overhead Press (OHP) | 3 × 8–10 | OHP = overhead press. Brace the core, press bar/DBs overhead, no leaning back to cheat |
| Cable / Machine Fly | 3 × 12 | Slight elbow bend, squeeze at the middle. The stretch is where the growth happens |
| DB Lateral Raise | 3 × 12–15 | Lift to shoulder height, lead with the elbows, pour-the-jug at the top. Shoulder width |
| Dips (Swedish ladder) | 3 × AMRAP | AMRAP = as many reps as possible. Lean forward for chest, upright for triceps |
| Triceps Rope Pushdown | 3 × 12–15 | Elbows glued to sides, spread the rope at the bottom. Triceps burnout to finish |
| Warm-up before kick-off | 8–10 min | Light jog, leg swings, a few strides + changes of direction. Don't go in cold after sitting all evening |
| 5-a-side | 60 min | Your weekly conditioning + sprint work in disguise. ~600–700 kcal. Keep hydrating — warm evening |
🥗 Monday Meals — vegan · cooking for 2 · ~2,830 kcal / ~198 g protein
~08:00
Method (serves 2 · Chris ~60% / Wife ~40%)
Total ingredients: 1 tin chopped tomatoes, 1 tin whole cherry tomatoes, 2 red peppers (diced), 1 onion (diced), 3 garlic cloves, 1 tsp smoked paprika, 1 tsp cumin, ½ tsp ground coriander, ½ tsp chilli flakes, 300 g silken tofu, 100 g spinach, 4 thick slices sourdough, 1 tbsp olive oil, fresh parsley or coriander, salt + pepper.
- Fry onion + peppers in oil 6 min. Add garlic + all spices 1 min until fragrant.
- Add both tins tomatoes. Simmer 10 min until thick. Season well.
- Make 4 wells in the sauce. Spoon large scoops of silken tofu into each — don't stir. Cover + simmer 5–6 min until tofu is warmed through.
- Stir in spinach to wilt 1 min. Toast sourdough. Serve with herbs + olive oil drizzle. Chris ~60%.
Your portion macros (Chris)
~580 kcal · 42 g protein · 58 g carbs · 18 g fat
~42 g prot
~13:00
Method (serves 2 · Chris ~60% / Wife ~40%)
Total ingredients: 1 large cauliflower (florets), 200 g frozen edamame, 200 g sushi rice (dry), 1 cucumber (diced), 2 spring onions; coating: 2 tbsp soy/tamari, 1 tbsp cornstarch, 1 tsp sesame oil, 1 tsp smoked paprika; Bang bang sauce: 3 tbsp peanut butter, 2 tbsp sriracha, 1 tbsp soy, 1 tbsp rice vinegar, 1 tbsp maple, splash water; sesame seeds, 2 limes.
- Toss cauliflower in soy + cornstarch + sesame oil + paprika. Roast at 200°C for 25 min until golden and crispy at the edges.
- Cook rice per packet. Boil edamame from frozen 4 min. Drain.
- Whisk bang bang sauce — add warm water to loosen. Build bowls: rice, edamame, crispy cauliflower, cucumber, spring onions. Drizzle sauce, sesame seeds, lime. Chris ~60%.
Your portion macros (Chris)
~680 kcal · 35 g protein · 82 g carbs · 28 g fat
~35 g prot
~16:30 Afternoon shake: 40 g pea protein + 350 ml oat milk + 1 banana. Pre-loads protein and carbs before the double session — bigger portion today. ~380 kcal
~38 g prot
~19:45 Quick fuel before kick-off: 2 medjool dates + ½ banana + a handful of rice cakes. Fast carbs so you've got legs for the second half. ~250 kcal
~9 g prot
~22:00
post-football
Method (serves 2 · Chris ~60% / Wife ~40%). Prep the leeks before football so it's a 20-min cook when you're back.
Total ingredients: 2 tins butter beans (drained), 1 tin chopped tomatoes, 1 large leek (sliced), 2 garlic cloves, 1½ tbsp rose harissa paste (Tesco stocks Belazu or own brand), 1 tsp smoked paprika, 120 g bulgur wheat (dry), 100 g spinach, 1 lemon, 2 tbsp olive oil, 400 ml veg stock, fresh parsley, salt + pepper.
- Cook bulgur: pour 240 ml boiling water over, cover 10 min, fluff.
- Fry leek in olive oil 6 min until soft. Add garlic + harissa + paprika 1 min.
- Add butter beans + tomatoes + splash of stock. Simmer 10 min. Stir in spinach to wilt. Lemon squeeze. Season.
- Serve stew over bulgur, parsley + extra olive oil drizzle. Chris ~60%.
Your portion macros (Chris)
~650 kcal · 42 g protein · 88 g carbs · 18 g fat
~42 g prot
~22:45 Night cap: 30 g pea protein + 250 ml oat milk. Overnight muscle repair after a heavy training day. ~290 kcal
~32 g prot
Day total (Chris): ~2,830 kcal · ~198 g protein — flexed up for the gym + football double