| Exercise | Sets × Reps | Form notes |
|---|---|---|
| Barbell Bench Press | 4 × 6–8 | Shoulder blades pinned back, bar to mid-chest, drive through the floor. Start a touch lighter after the break, build back up |
| Incline DB Press | 3 × 8–10 | DB = dumbbell. Bench at ~30°. Hits the upper chest — control the bells down |
| Standing Overhead Press (OHP) | 3 × 8–10 | OHP = overhead press. Brace the core, press overhead, no leaning back to cheat |
| Cable / Machine Fly | 3 × 12 | Slight elbow bend, squeeze at the middle. The stretch is where the growth happens |
| DB Lateral Raise | 3 × 12–15 | Lift to shoulder height, lead with the elbows, pour-the-jug at the top. Shoulder width |
| Dips (Swedish ladder) | 3 × AMRAP | AMRAP = as many reps as possible. Lean forward for chest, upright for triceps |
| Triceps Rope Pushdown | 3 × 12–15 | Elbows glued to sides, spread the rope at the bottom. Triceps burnout to finish |
| Warm-up before kick-off | 8–10 min | Light jog, leg swings, a few strides + changes of direction. Don't go in cold |
| 5-a-side | 60 min | Weekly conditioning + sprint work. ~600–700 kcal. Hydrate at the breaks |
🥗 Monday Meals — vegan · cooking for 2 · ~2,840 kcal / ~202 g protein
~08:00 [For 2 · vegan] Berry & banana protein smoothie bowl — oat milk, pea protein, frozen berries & banana blended thick, topped with granola, peanut butter & chia. 5 minutes, no cooking. ~560 kcal
~40 g prot
~13:00
Method (serves 2 · Chris ~60% / Wife ~40%) · 15 min
Total ingredients: 2 tins chickpeas (drained), 1 avocado, 100 g hummus, 4 wholemeal pitta breads, 1 tsp smoked paprika, 1 tsp cumin, 1 lemon; Slaw: ¼ red cabbage (shredded), 1 carrot (grated), 2 tbsp vegan mayo, squeeze lemon; olive oil, salt + pepper.
- Lightly crush the chickpeas with a fork (don't purée). Mix with paprika, cumin, lemon, olive oil, salt + pepper. Mash in the avocado.
- Toss the slaw ingredients together.
- Warm the pittas, split, spread with hummus, fill with the chickpea smash + slaw. Chris ~60%.
Your portion macros (Chris)
~680 kcal · 38 g protein · 78 g carbs · 26 g fat
~38 g prot
~16:30 Afternoon shake: 40 g pea protein + 350 ml oat milk + 1 banana. Pre-loads protein before the double session — bigger portion today. ~380 kcal
~38 g prot
~19:45 Quick fuel before kick-off: 2 medjool dates + ½ banana + a few rice cakes. Fast carbs so you've got legs for the second half. ~250 kcal
~9 g prot
~22:00
post-football
Method (serves 2 · Chris ~60% / Wife ~40%) · prep before football, 20-min cook after
Total ingredients: 200 g vegan/soy mince, 1 tin kidney beans, 1 tin black beans, 1 tin chopped tomatoes, 1 onion, 1 red pepper, 2 garlic cloves, 1 tbsp tomato purée, 1 tbsp smoked paprika, 1 tsp cumin, 1 tsp cocoa powder (secret depth), 150 g basmati rice (dry), 1 avocado + lime for guac, 1 tbsp oil, coriander.
- Fry onion + pepper 5 min. Add garlic + spices + purée 1 min. (Do this before football, then chill the base.)
- Add soy mince, both tins of beans, tomatoes + cocoa + splash water. Simmer 12–15 min, season.
- Cook rice. Mash avocado with lime + salt. Serve chilli over rice with guac + coriander. Chris ~60%.
Your portion macros (Chris)
~680 kcal · 45 g protein · 84 g carbs · 20 g fat
~45 g prot
~22:45 Night cap: 30 g pea protein + 250 ml oat milk. Overnight muscle repair after day one back. ~290 kcal
~32 g prot
Day total (Chris): ~2,840 kcal · ~202 g protein — flexed up for the gym + football double